Dear men,

I find myself obliged to give you a small piece of advice that might come in handy for you and your relationships: when a woman says one of the following: leave me alone; don’t call me; I’m fine; nothing’s wrong; don’t come over, after a fight/quarell/heathed discussion, please do not, I repeat, DO NOT listen to her! She actually wants the exact opposite of that.

Clarification: this only applies in heterosexual relationships; please do not take it for granted with women you don’t know or barely know. That’s stalking. :p